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Craig sighed and tried to straighten his wig. It was high quality, but the fact remained no matter the quality – wigs were just not made for goblin heads. Not only that, but it’s very difficult to find makeup tutorials appropriate for goblin eyes. He certainly didn’t need any help making his eyes appear bigger.
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“So anyway, yes in the original fairytale, she fucking unalives herself and turns into sea foam. This comp het, your-only-goal-in-life-is-to-find-a-husband, romantic-love-is-the-pinnacle-of-all-human-relationships-and-therefore-should-be-the-sole focus-of-everything-everywhere nonsense has gotten so far out of hand, we can’t even have a decent retelling of a Grimm fair – “s’notGrimmsmmm”. Scully interjected around a large bite of snail kibble. “What? – and
