fantasy
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Craig sighed and tried to straighten his wig. It was high quality, but the fact remained no matter the quality – wigs were just not made for goblin heads. Not only that, but it’s very difficult to find makeup tutorials appropriate for goblin eyes. He certainly didn’t need any help making his eyes appear bigger.
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“DARRYL WAYNE ALLEN if you play that god-forsaken song on my jukebox ONE MORE TIME.” “ifn you don’t want the song played whydoya keep it in there?” “you know damn well why, don’t be an ignoramus” – Faun huffed from behind the diner counter and turned to Loquacious Jones, “huny do you need a refill?”