• Besties

    Besties

    “So anyway, yes in the original fairytale, she fucking unalives herself and turns into sea foam. This comp het, your-only-goal-in-life-is-to-find-a-husband, romantic-love-is-the-pinnacle-of-all-human-relationships-and-therefore-should-be-the-sole focus-of-everything-everywhere nonsense has gotten so far out of hand, we can’t even have a decent retelling of a Grimm fair – “s’notGrimmsmmm”. Scully interjected around a large bite of snail kibble. “What? – and

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  • I Hate Writing Prompts

    I Hate Writing Prompts

    Listen, aliens are all fun and games, but I’ve never really gotten how that has anything to do with Halloween. I like my sci-fi and my horror in separate containers. Also, who wrote this prompt? Like EWWWW a mall?  And dumb dude bro humor?  No thanks. but i am going to complete this challenge damnit

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  • Bob’s Day

    Bob narrowly missed being run over by a douche canoe on a lime scooter.  Why WHYYYYYYYYY were these stupid things allowed on the festival grounds?   He rattled his middle phalanges after the talking D-bag and shook it off. He was on stage in 15.  He needed to get his occiput in the game.  At least

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