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“So anyway, yes in the original fairytale, she fucking unalives herself and turns into sea foam. This comp het, your-only-goal-in-life-is-to-find-a-husband, romantic-love-is-the-pinnacle-of-all-human-relationships-and-therefore-should-be-the-sole focus-of-everything-everywhere nonsense has gotten so far out of hand, we can’t even have a decent retelling of a Grimm fair – “s’notGrimmsmmm”. Scully interjected around a large bite of snail kibble. “What? – and
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Bob narrowly missed being run over by a douche canoe on a lime scooter. Why WHYYYYYYYYY were these stupid things allowed on the festival grounds? He rattled his middle phalanges after the talking D-bag and shook it off. He was on stage in 15. He needed to get his occiput in the game. At least
