Listen, aliens are all fun and games, but I’ve never really gotten how that has anything to do with Halloween. I like my sci-fi and my horror in separate containers. Also, who wrote this prompt? Like EWWWW a mall? And dumb dude bro humor? No thanks.
but i am going to complete this challenge damnit
So once upon a time, there was an alien. Luckily he looked just like Alan Tudyk or like when Jeff Goldbloom came out of the makeover thingy in Earth Girls are Easy. Whatever floats your boat. Anyway, this hot alien crashed his safe spaceship into the stupid mall, and no one died, and his spaceship imploded on contact, which he forgot was a safety feature, so he was like oh no, where’s my ship but then he met you and though you were stupid hot, and somehow alien and human biology works out just as well for you as it does for Daddy Riker all the time and Tony Shalhoub in Galaxy Quest. And you, you lucky son of a bitch, get to have all the hot alien sex ever until Jeff Bridges from Starman has to go home or decides he likes it here better anyway and you live happily ever after the end aren’t you lucky. And there’s your stupid not-at-all Halloween-themed prompt please for the love of god give me something can work with for tomorrow.
Leigh Fisher 